Nanny, what's with the young miss?
Such innovative style?
Just spicing up the routine
We've been here at least 100 times this month
It gets boring she needs stimulation
Make way... make way!
Make way!
Oh no! It痴 her again!
You can't see me...
None of these fortune tellers are any good and it stinks
Foo, right?!
Yes, ma'am
Let's just go home
Hey, Chan
Still trying to set me up?
You're just too picky
Sit...
These beauties are all from out of town
Have a nice chat
Miss, what's your profession?
I知 an escort,
But I don't worry, I don't do sex
So what do you do?
Drinking games!
I do sex, but no games
I知 now looking for an exclusive client
I知 a bona fide lady
Can you elaborate?
Well, I don't wash dishes
I don't do any housework
You sure you work at all?
Sir, what do you do?
A question for me?
I知 a poet
How does a poet make a living?
By publishing
How many books have you published?
None... yet
So, you're really a bum?
Remember to invite me to your funeral!
I値l definitely be there!
You're too picky
How will you get a wife?
Let me do the introduction!
No, we kids can take care of ourselves
Bro, even you're better looking than he is
Not by much, it's just the hair
Who are you?
I知 her brother,
Also known as Beijing's Best Dressed
Super Double Blades...
Brave heart...
Stop! Can't possibly remember all that
Good! Straightforward! I dig your style!
Cheers
What's your name?
Flying Cloud
Any alias?
Spiderman!
I like you!
Cheers!
Why Spiderman?
Cause it sounds cool
Good! Fair enough!
I like you, too! Bottoms-up!
Miss Liu, am I suitable?
You're strong, talented...
funny and macho...
a natural leader...
Overall, a pretty good catch
Keen observations. Well said
But this entourage...
to bring all these bodyguards...
it feels like an invasion not a courtship
My boys are my best advisers
You need advise in picking a wife?
For reference
You're suspicious, paranoid and indecisive
Bad-tempered probably have sleeping disorders
You're brave but indecisive
You've got a lot of bodyguards...
which shows that you're really a coward
I値l marry you right now
Look, who's indecisive now?!
Marry me?
What do you love about me?
Eh.... can't find the words...
I just want to get close to you
Not close enough for you?
How close do you want to get?
Skin to skin, if you know what I mean
Over tea? You outta of mind?
Check please
Ms. Moth Liu
Thank you, six dollars
She's paying. She asked for the check
Bottoms up!
Good luck...
finding a man who'll have you...
BITCH!
You sonofagun!
Fat spider! I値l squash you
I値l never marry you. Fat Spider!
Fat Spider!
Sir, your sister is in trouble...
Help her!
Let's wait and see
Her temper will get her killed one day
Maybe he's the man to subdue her
Damn!
Mister, lend me your washboard
Stop!
Looks like blood will be shed today
Hey, stop messing around
I can squash you with a finger...
but if you hold me hostage...
maybe we can force my sister to marry you
Take my blade and gently slash me...
she'll have to say yes to save me
See, I知 really on your side
Ms. Moth Liu!
If you don't marry me I値l kill your brother
Sis, he risks his life for you
He really loves you!
I値l slaughter him now!
Hey! That's a deep cut!
Sorry, I got too excited
Sis, listen! These may be my last words
True love is hard to find
When love comes knocking, you can't...
Sir, let's stop the bleeding first
I知 OK!
Sis, calm down!
There'll always be someone better but...
it's really time you settle down...
and marry someone like Spiderman here
What are you talking about?
He's an ass. I値l never marry him!
Even if you're not ready to settle down
at least set him down
Dear Ms. Hercules...
don't mind me
The scenery up here is fantastic
in fact, I知 enjoying the cool breeze
I知 not in a hurry, take your time
It痴 getting a bit stuffy
Excuse me... it... sounds like
I may fall soon!
Are you marrying me or not!
The country is at war...
and you able-body warriors...
are killing each other...
Personal vendettas when your country is at war
Have you no shame?
The heavens is...
weeping at your folly!
What are you mumbling about?
Put simply, what I知 saying...
We're being invaded and instead of fighting the enemies...
you're here killing each other instead
Say, if your mom asks you to study...
would you go play football instead!
Where's your priority!
Defeating the true enemy...
that's real courage
I understand now
How dare you drag my mom into this... want to die?
You're so dumb!
You ignorant pig. He's trying to explain
Mr. Cloud! Stop...
First: It痴 obvious you're not her man
Second: This scholar is sabotaging our plan
I wonder what his motives are...
Third...
I知 bleeding to death! It痴 over
I知 fainting...
The country needs me. I知 going!
Sir, thanks for your advise!
See you!
Hope not!
When will there be peace again?
What happened to brotherly love?
What's your name?
Last name's Chan
Parents liked the seasons
Spring Chan?
Seasonal Chan!
And you?
Last name's Liu. My mother liked...
moths to flames
Flaming Liu?
Moth Liu!
Pleased to meet you!
Pleasure's all mine
Obviously
Your words...
are more convincing than my fists
I知 impressed
I知 more than a man of words
I知 a philosopher, too
I知 off, see you again soon
Come see for yourself!
The latest autographed Poet Soo poster
They're authentic signatures
Who else has a beard like that?
Take your time, calm down...
Let go of my hand
Soo, I love you!
Come see for yourself!
Calm down, take your time...
Look at you, your mascara is running
Miss, do I look terrible?
No, no, you've got style
Soo'll be impressed
But Soo doesn't even know me
I壇 be impressed if he does
Your idol must be an incredible man
Wow, even the Emperor's here
Cousin!
Cousin Long, what're you doing here?
Soo's a pal and I知 the event sponsor
Ladies and gentlemen!
The Valentino of poetry!
Sponsored by Long Far Pharmaceuticals
Let the Love Forever Reading...
begin!
Soo Tung Bo!
How're you doing!
Good!
And you!
And you! Great!
Friends in the back!
Sipping wine and
Waiting for the moon
don't know when...
I dream of...
riding on the wind...
lonely is the night...
dancing in the dark...
with shadows around me...
feels like heaven...
sleepless is the night
no hate...
just regrets howling at moon...
Soo, I love you!
If only your love is forever...
that love will conquer all...
the future is unpredictable...
Wow, what a group
Even the Emperor is here!
A round of applause for my friend
The special guest of the evening Seasonal Chan!
Are you scared?
Not if you're not
Need a drink?!
No
I think you've got something to say
In a small village in the west,
there's a group of destitute students,
they don't even eat desk...
I mean... have desks...
Shut up!
Go home!
They really need your support...
Seasonal Chan, take a hike!
They believe that knowledge can change their lives...
They're starving
I composed a song and wrote the lyrics myself
For these children in need
I hope they'll be fed
Hurry up!
Maybe I値l do this another day...
The stage is all yours
A feast in the palace to honor me
Your majesty, I love you!
Seasonal Chan
Good evening
You were fantastic!
That was a disaster
perhaps, maybe...
Maybe my style is too post-modernist
to understand
Did you understand my performance?
Sure
Your words were from your heart. I feel it
Your style is creative and alternative
One day, they'll learn to appreciate your talent!
You flatter me!
I found something unique in your work
There's innocence, depth...
and meaning
If you work harder
One day, they'll love it, too!
The perfect match... go get married!
Sure, a good match!
You howling your crazy songs
And she waving her crazy glowing stick
my head's still spinning from it
The perfect odd couple
Perfectly odd!
l order you to get married!
Your names?
Seasonal Chan!
And you?
Moth Liu CHAN!
I知 so lucky...
Miss is back!
Where were you last night?
We're all worried sick!
Got married last night!
To him?
Brother-in-law?
Cousin only
Brother!
What's your name?
Chan
Chan what?
Seasonal
Got it!
Got what?
Thank you for marrying my sister
May the heavens bless you with good health
Sister sold-- no refund, no exchange
Thank you lord!
Hey, what's this! Talk to me!
Savior...
My cousin married you already
you'll protect her
Sure!
You've got to take care of her health
Here are some medicines for her!
This will improve her chi! Guaranteed to work
Make her eat more!
This is for you 1000-year-old ginseng
You'll need it to survive her beatings!
Swallow it and it'll save your life
But...
it's too big to swallow!
Ground it, just suck, don't swallow
Come
- Sis! - Bro!
Sis!
Bro!
- Sis! - Bro!
You're getting on my nerves what's wrong with you!
You're taking the cook with you
Who's gonna make dinner
I panicked...
Foo is yours!
This is my house
Stop, let's get off here
Honey, help me down, thanks
My wife!
Seasonal, Seasonal!
Come here!
You're finally a star
The Emperor blessed your marriage
Can I have your autograph?
l love your work, you're great...
Master, welcome home
A woman just landed in our front yard...
Master, who's that?
The mistress!
Madame!
Hurry!
Good day, madam
I知 your butler Wong Choy!
Good!
Long live your majesty!
impressively trained!
Please rise...
Thank you!
Miss, where should we put Baby?
Ma'am, here's all the household accounts...
All the accounts
all yours
Very good
Thank you, ma'am!
Stop calling me ma'am It makes me sound old
Call me something else!
Master!
No, my husband is the master of the house
You're She-master and he'll be He-master
Tell me, does he... have a girlfriend?
He-master says
we're not to speak of his affairs
We cannot divulge his secrets
Loyalty, I like that!
Here's your reward!
Thank you, She-master!
I値l leave you, He-master
What's wrong?
Will you hit me?
Not unless you did something wrong!
If I do, you must have done something wrong
What are your definitions of wrong?
From now on you'll love no one but me
You'll spoil me; never lie to me
Fulfil all your promises
Always tell me the truth
Never argue with me, have faith in me
Protect me, stand up for me
Share my laughter
Wipe away my tears
Promise that I値l always be only one in your eyes
The only one in your dream
The only one in your heart!
Simple enough
Can you do this?
Sure!
Look, a beauty
Snow White from a distance...
Wicked Stepmother up close
Chan, the Club is hosting a Persian Night soon!
You're teasing me?
Don't you have errands to run?
You're pushing it
This is male bonding time women should go home
Let's drink, brother Soo!
Go home and make dinner!
Don't worry
We've got a really good cook
A sharp tongue
Tame her now or it'll be too late
Tong, get the 9th concubine to come here right away!
9th concubine!
Coming! Coming...
What took you so long?
I was taking a bath
Go home now...
Not bad, come and go as you please
Impressive
You can do it, too. Try
Honey
Please go home
Are you deaf
We'll trick her
Are you a man? Where's your dignity!
You can't even stand up to your woman
We despise you!
Got it...
Even I despise myself!
I知 not a man
Can you slap me again?
Sure, despicable!
We despise you!
Honey, I値l run along now...
I値l be the perfect wife...
and always give you face
I値l go home now and run really really fast
You have fun
Persian night promotion, 20% off Free fruit plates, too
Do they take cards?
What kind of cards?
Birthday cards!
They'll give you free wine for cards!
Cheers!
What a treat...
Persian pussy cats!
You're Soo's family?
I値l show you and beat you up!
Seasonal Chan!...
Master Soo!
Where's Seasonal Chan!
Brother Soo? What's wrong?
Seasonal, look for yourself my entire household...
Over twenty of them were beaten up by your wife
Look what she did! How do you propose to settle this?
You see for yourself!
Good God...
If I slapped you, hit me!
Not my wives,
My children, my family!
Sammi...
How can you hit a helpless puppy!
Does she have a heart?
Brother Soo...
Your wife, your call
If you still consider me a friend
Give me justice, show me you're a man
Punish her and make her pay!
Why! Why did you do this!
Why...
Say you're sorry!
If you want me to stop beating you say...
Tell me you're sorry!
Ouch! You're hurting me!
They are innocent
Why did you beat up his family?
Only I can hit you, no one else!
What gives you the right to beat up others?
Why are you so self-righteous...
And I can't punish you?
You're just a bully!
Help! Help...
Help!
Who do you think you are!
Help! Mom, help!
Moth Liu, I値l make you pay for hurting...
every concubine, every child
and the dog. What do you have to say?
Nothing, I didn't do this!
l only kicked down your front door
Are you kidding
I didn't come all the way in the middle of the night...
to weave a tale for your entertainment
You don't frighten me...
nor am I the least bit amused
Do you think I can be so easily bullied?
Don't push me!
She beat me up! She beat me up!
Now, I値l really give you a good lashing!
She beat me up...
Honey, calm down!
How?! I知 burning like the torches!
Torches don't fuel tempers
I知 fuming!
I've something to say!
Mister and ma'am, I知 sorry!
Me, mister? How old are you?
Abnormal growth hormones... I知 only 14!
What do you want to say?
Ma'am didn't hit me!
So what caused your injuries?
Auntie...
Hit me when she crashed into the wall!
You're Soo's family!
Creditors!
Wrong person!
Uncle went mad and pushed me to the ground!
Cousin slammed the stool on my head!
We came all the way in the middle of the night
To frame you
Good boy, honesty is the best policy
Next time, remember to shave before you go out!
Got it?
Soo
I beat up my wife for nothing
You owe me one
Your wife started all this
Unless she apologizes our friendship is over!
So drastic!
My family's looking to me for justice
Give me face?
OK?
OK! Let the ceremony begin!
You alright?
Silly girl, that's a dangerous spot!
Seasonal Chan! You're a sissy!
Will you promise
You'll never beat up anyone again especially me?
No!
Hand me your favorite thrashing rod!
No, please
The rod!
Honey, the rod
So your friends are more important
Give me your hand!
One Two
Don't move
One
Two Three
Let's go inside!
Thank you. Honey!
You'll not to leave the house without my permission!
That's tough!
I hold you responsible for the He-master!
I swear I値l hit you, too!
Help! Help!
Close the door first! He-master!
Help! Help!
Honey, let's go walk the dog!
Honey,
You should read more
Knowledge will give you wings!
Your daddy's so cool!
Go sleep in the bed you'll catch a cold
Honey
Come on...
He-master
Where do you think you are going?
Wong, let me go out
I need to have some fun!
What do you think I am?
I知 only loyal to you!
Wong! Master!
Are you setting me up?
Master, I知 on your side
I致e to understand the enemy
Gain her trust
Then, I can save your ass
Wong Yes, master
I can't leave you behind and sneak out alone
Why don't you come and have some fun too
Let's go
No, you need to stay behind and watch her
OK, sir
Almost time...
For anaesthesia smoke
Soo!
A hug?
Your wife may hit you for this aren't you scared?
Yes, but you'll protect me
It痴 no fun without you!
Let's go then
Told you he can't resist the temptation!
Honey,
Wong!
Good morning! She-master!
He-master went to the Club!
There are tons of She-Masters there tonight!
Hey, bottoms-up!
Let's make them drink!
They're so boring; make them drink Sure...
We're cool naturally!
We can just sip!
OK!
Moth Liu is coming!
Moth Liu loves beating everyone up!
Where's she?
Gottcha!
It痴 not funny!
You're scared away all the girls!
It痴 not funny!
If it weren't for you where'd we get all these chicks!
You're a pal!
Chan...
Where's your girl?
Why are you all alone!
I want to go home
I miss my wife
But you're humping!
Yeah, so what?
I値l find you a check!
Too kind of you
You look like a beauty!
Sit here...
Closer
Stop humping!
Nice to knead you
Knead me?
What's with you?
Let's belly-dance!
Moth Liu's here!
Moth Liu?
You're ruining the party... wait, stop!
Sir, are you alright?
I知 fine.... you run along now
Moth Liu is coming
No one is coming
Are you sure?!
Not again?
Who's Moth Liu?
Why are you so scared?
Drink
I知 spinning
Hurry. I wanna...
You bastard! Belly-dance!
Honey, I知 home... sweet dreams
Honey...
You screw around and you miss your wife?
You're getting a good deal!
Sure...
I fell in love the first time I saw you
I knew I would spend the rest of my life with you
Only you can...
Make me a better person
Only...
Only if you'd not hit me or anyone else again...
I知 scared, honey...
Honey...
My head's hurting. I知 in pain...
Honey...
Honey
Are you really drunk?
Of course I知 drunk
Why else would I confess to you?
Really trashed...
Honey, where are you?
Right here, right next to you
Tired, sleepy...
Sleep now, sleep!
Wong, how did I get home last night?
Good morning!
Your outfit -- cleaned and ironed!
Burn it, burn it...
Wong, come here
What's up with you?
She-master has ordered me to dance
For the rest of the month
Where's the nearest cliff?
Why?
I want to jump off it
Just run for your life!
You think I can escape?
Honey!
So healthy... morning exercises!
Yes, good for your health!
No, no, honey
Shut up!
Honey
You like to watch belly-dance?
Not really
It痴 OK, if you like it...
Wong will perform you during the day
I'd personally perform for you every night
No, it's OK...
Promise me
You'd not mess around again
OK...
I have faith in you
Finally, one big happy family
Can I make a request, honey?
I値l kill him now!
He-master, stop...
His majesty needs your service
Long live his majesty!
Who'll volunteer to test the new drug?
I will!
You, come here
Go with the imperial doctor
The tests are finished!
Let's have the report
This is Lucky
This is Lucky's puppy lover
and now is his wife
They've sworn that
They'll always love each other
Lucky's favorite food is his wife's tea-flavored eggs!
Come, Mrs. Lucky
Lucky cannot recognize his wife
After drinking the Love Eraser
Lucky...
Lucky!
Majesty, with this magic drug
Our army will be invincible!
Love unites men
Without love
What's there to fight for?
I order this drug be banned forever!
Majesty, what wisdom!
Watch it, it hurts... It痴 good for you
Bro, what's with you?
I walked into a bank robbery
I知 fine, I知 fine
Really?
But, don't you have to make a delivery today?
Yeah
Honey
You're another's wife and you still have to work for me
I feel bad
Honey, I値l be back soon
Three days, I promise
Hurry!
Honey!
The sun is setting
Honey, while you're gone I値l write a book
When you come back you'll be the first to read it
What's your theme?
A secret
You've seen my family jade charm
Your mom gave it to you?
You want to give it to me?
Don't, the charm is to protect you
Why don't we split it in half...
And we'll both be protected
Mom!
It痴 OK, it seals our love
I値l be back soon!
OK
Ghost story,
Bunny!
Where?
A meek little thing!
Chop, chop, chop. You chop, I chop...
I only invited you to snack
Why did you bring...
this scary Taoist monk!
He's an old friend
He came for my famous dish you've a problem?
Bring the rabbit!
OK!
Gentle sir
Bunny demon?
The fire's cackling
Bunny demon!
Skin it before you season it
I said Demon!
Demon, I値l cook the demon!
Help!
Help...
Demon...
It痴 gone...
Stupid, get out of the way!
Help!
Wait for me...
Demon!
Help me!
Gentle sir, let me explain...
You and I were once deities
You were the God of Virgins
I was the Goddess of innocence
We were tricked by the God of Peaches
And banished from heaven
Zeus took pity
And granted us seven lifetimes
as man and wife
This is the seventh lifetime
If we don't consummate our love,
I値l reincarnate as a dog
Can you not take pity on me?
Sir, it's only a one-night stand
But... you're a bunny
Inside and out, from top to bottom
I知 a beautiful young girl
Can't you see?
Be gentle to your servant girl
After tonight
When the sun rises
I値l vanish forever
Never bother you again
Servant girl, the sun's out
Hurry, get out of here
Before you vaporize
Shush!
Maids!
Maids?
What?
Good morning, princess!
OK, OK, rise!
It痴 all because I admire your talent
So I came up with this scheme
If only you're single
Then I didn't have to work this hard to get you
You're really the princess?
So what about last night?
I値l explain
The breeze was my chi
The demon...
there were five of us
The princess included!
Bought the bunny at the market
I'd swear we didn't see anything
Life in the palace is boring
You artists lead such an exciting life
I really envy you
Safe journey, princess!
Savior!
Brother-in-law, so early?
Surprise!
Honey!
Honey, did you miss me?
Of course, honey
Missed you so much!
So did she, she really hurried back
She rode all day and all night
She hasn't even eaten or showered
Brother!
Skipping a meal may keep you slim
But skipping a shower, take a bath
How about I fix you a bubble bath
Do I stink? Not really
Let me see
Even your sweat is sweet
How sweet is it?
Sweet as roses
Honey, don't bathe again!
He-master!
Someone's looking for you!
I don't know her,
tell her to go away
Close the gate and let the dog out!
The dog's out!
Honey, let's go take a bath!
Who's she?
Looks exactly like a kept woman
You really shouldn't have
I致e nothing to say
Talk to me
With regards to what happened
I have no comments at this time
Please accept my deepest regrets
but I believe...
this incident will not change our love
Over the long run
Tell me!
The princess pretended that she was the bunny demon
And tricked me into saving her
from reincarnating as a dog
What a fantastic tale!
Did you sleep with her?
Yes or no?
Do you know what makes marriage sacred?
Keeping your promises
Brother...
What crime did you commit?
None of your business, old man!
Even if I tell you, can you save me?
Neighbors confide in each other
I致e done nothing wrong
Nine out of ten say that they're innocent
Here's one for you:
Compromise and learn to forgive
It痴 the only way to be free
And live a happy life
So how long have you been here Mr. Forgiveness?
Thirty odd years
Thirty odd years?
See how compromise has locked you up
It freed you?
Moth, the Emperor has punished the princess
And he has planned some amends
I have one good and one bad news
The good news is the princess will marry Chan as a concubine
You'll still retain your position as the wife
Bad news is you have no say in this
Sister, forgive me, some tea
Say yes, you can't win every time
You can torture her
after the wedding
Once she's his, she's all yours, too
Moth Liu, the Emperor's own sister pours you tea
And you refuse?
It痴 tradition
that a man can marry many
The princess is royalty
And she has agreed to be a concubine
And share your housework with you
What more can you ask?
Bend and compromise!
A woman must stay faithful and true
And a man can marry concubines?
Is one woman's love not enough?
When I go hunting
The lion is always accompanied
by a pack of lionesses
I致e never seen it otherwise
It痴 natural for women to obey men
Not other way around it
You compare men with beasts?
Aren't you stretching it?
Miss Liu, look at your husband
He's handsome and talented
He's a woman magnate
Even if you keep the princess out
There'll be others, don't you see?
I will fight anyone and everyone
I must accept this fate
He's my husband and this is my duty
Even if I die fighting off other women
I will not complain one bit
Don't worry, your majesty
Moth Liu, I understand
Fearless as you are, fierce as you are
Are you not afraid of the emperor?
Sure, I知 afraid I must fight for what's mine
Brave girl!
Aren't you afraid of me?
I知 afraid that you overestimate yourself!
You.... Your majesty
I知 afraid that you'll force your will on me!
Your majesty... How dare you!
The emperor's furious
Emperor, cool your fury!
Your majesty
Your majesty, calm down...
Brother
Rise
OK, get up, get up
Shit! The lioness roars!
Insult the emperor and you'll drink the poison wine!
Your majesty!
It痴 really my fault
I値l drink the wine for her!
Emperor is a man of his words
My husband is the emperor
I値l not let her get away with this?
Bring the poison wine!
Your majesty may I have a pen and paper
This woman knows no shame
I値l write the divorce paper myself!
What did I do... why are you divorcing me?
Your worst crime is...
Loving me!
The Emperor...
Why turn a wedding
Into a disaster?
If you'll leave Seasonal now
The Emperor will give you the Love Eraser
Drink it and you'll forget the one you love
After you drink it you'll forget all about him
Drink it
Drink it and your pains will go away!
It痴 better to forget than to be heartbroken!
Sister!
Don't you forget me!
We just grew up in the same house
I知 not your true love
Remember me!
Seasonal Chan, when are you going to marry the princess?
If you don't, you'll be beheaded
Straight to the guillotine
I can never marry the princess
It takes two to tango,
two to fall in love
Gentle sir, your servant girl can only hope
That we'll meet again in another lifetime
Thanks
Moth Liu has forgotten everything
Go to her, make her love you again
If you two fall in love again
She'll only remember the good times
Isn't that swell?
Thank you
What are you waiting for?
Good morning!
Foo, good morning!
Nanny, good morning!
Baby, good morning!
Why are you all so strange today?
Strange, no way...
Let's go out for breakfast my treat
OK!
What shall we do after breakfast?
Start a fight or something!
Honey
Looking for you?
Moth
Honey
Bastard, who're you calling honey
Do I look like an easy victim?
No... no...
You OK? Are you stupid or what!
She drank the Love Eraser Why call her honey?
And you had to give her a brick to hit you with?
Not his honey, I値l hit you too!
Don't talk to these assholes! Go away!
You think this road's yours?
Yeah, you own this road or what?
I値l check the deeds right now
Are you OK?
Thanks
Careful now
Go!
We don't like you! Leave now!
Hate you!
I have a suggestion
Why don't we go to the Club instead!
Yeah!
Up yours!
Up where? Bring me a mat!
Art of War says: stay still if your enemy's still!
We'll camp out here
Together, like fools
Just sitting here is not a solution, Soo
But sitting and drinking is
Cheers!
Sit...
Sir, please come in
My brother told me everything
So we were married
Since your arrival
my family's been upset
They're split into two groups
One group hates you and my brother leads that faction!
The other thinks you've got a heart
That's just Foo and Baby...
I want to put an end to this
I致e decided to get marry ASAP
What?!
Mr. Tien!
I was afraid you wouldn't come with the rain and all!
Get down! All of you!
Put your hands on your head!
Don't move! It痴 raining, go home!
I'd throw this lid at you!
Stop embarrassing yourself
Give it up!
I値l kill you!
Seasonal...
Brother, I値l marry him
Marry me
So when's the wedding?
Whatever you say!
Tomorrow's an auspicious day
I知 making soup, I need to go home and watch the stove!
What kind of soup? is it ready yet?
The antidote for the Love Eraser!
The Emperor's orders!
Long live his majesty!
Bride, let's go now
Master Soo, what's taking so long?
The order's coming! It痴 coming!
One order of steamed clams! Eat up!
Let's go...
Where's the antidote?
Here!
Soo, as a scholar like you
Reduced to such trickery
They'll make a mockery of you do you know?
We poets will die for romance
Nothing can stop me
Honey!
Foo?!
What happened to her?
What happened?
Master Tien fell in love with me
And...
Where's my honey?
She's hosting a fight to decide
Who she is going to marry
Seasonal!
He-master!
The only antidote
Down the drain
Moth! What do you want?
Honey!
Go...
Honey!
You again?
Yes, it's me again
Honey... What are you doing here?
Haven't you caused her enough pain?
What're doing?
How can you let her do this?
What if she gets hurt?
We thought about it
The men will fight each other, not her
Whoever wins will win her hand
The best fighter is not the best lover
She'll never be happy with a violent man!
Agreed!
And you made her happy?
He-master
I want to enter the fight
How many?
All ten of us
We do everything together
We even share our wives... eventually
You're not qualified!
Can't you bend the rules
I知 the famous poet Soo Tung Bo!
So what, I知 the infamous Nanny!
Beat up the nanny!
Infamous? We'll show you!
What are you doing...
All contestants proceed to the boxing ring
Seasonal He-master
Don't do it! Seasonal...
You'll die, don't go
He-master...
Seasonal, stop!
There're simply too many contestants
The organizers have decided to turn the event
Into a group fight
There's no time limit
The last one standing...
And still standing after I count to ten
Will marry my sister
Good!
What do you want?
He-master...
Seasonal, get up!
Seasonal, forget it... He-master...
I知 a mango...
M-a-n-g-o...
We're supposed to fight or what?
Stop!
illegal gathering you can go to jail for this!
I order you to disperse now
Or face the guillotine!
I told the emperor
You kidnapped me and stole the antidote
No way?
Yup, I did
But the emperor came up with this ruse
to help Seasonal
Cousin, announce the winner now!
I still have to count to ten
One
Two
Three
There's innocence
And depth in your work
If you work harder
One day, they'll see it, too!
From now on...
I will love you and only you
I値l spoil you
Never argue with you
I will live up to...
Every promise
Never
Lie to you!
From now on, you will love only me
You'll spoil me. Never argue with me
You will always speak the truth
Never lie to me!
Never argue with me...
Honey?
I値l always protect you
Agree with you
Believe in you
I値l stand up for you...
No matter when or where
Laugh when
Your laugh
Wipe away...
All your tears
You'll be the only one in my eyes
The only one in my dreams
Only one...
In my heart
It痴 just that simple
Honey...
I知 sorry
Whether you remember me or not
You'll always be...
My beloved wife
Honey, don't leave me!
Honey...
Honey!
Honey...
I致e a confession
I致e left the soup on the stove all night
Let's go home and put out the fire?
Great!
Sure...
Does the Love Eraser really work?
By the orders of the emperor of course it works...
Honey! Honey...
Honey... Honey!
Three months later
With my honey's encouragement I finally published my first book
Come have a look
The Lion Roars is a real tear-jerker
Based on a true story,
You'll cry, I promise
The book...
became very popular...
Whether you're taking a stroll...
Having lunch...
In the toilet...
Giving birth
Hitching a ride
You can't put it down
Some say my husband's book
Lacks depth
And sophistication
But I truly believe that years from now
They'll still remember...
our love story!